Insane Japanese Politician

My hero. I'd have voted for him if I could. Apparently over 15,000 people felt the same way. A shame he didn't win lol.

Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris

Didn't have much time today to check out a lot of blogs, but in apology have a history lesson - The Soviet Union's history to the melody of Tetris. Fucking awesome.

Music to make your head explode from sheer awesomeness

This is one of my favorite musicians, Miyavi, being fucking awesome and playing slap guitar.

In Memory of the Taco Bell I Just Devoured

 

This shit right here is going to pwn your fucking face off. Homemade CrunchWrap Supremes for a fraction of the price with the added benefit of not tasting like Grade E meat (i.e. dog shit... or dog, depending on location). Make this right and everybody is going to want to suck your dick for one. Even the lesbians.

Here's a cheap, easy and mostly MOTHER FUCKING DELICIOUS lunch idea for you. Do it.

Last one for tonight

This actually does create a nice, relaxing environment. Hope you enjoy it. The YouTube is www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k (to save you the trouble of having to type it all out)

For all you hobos out there, or people who didn't pay your utilities: A hobo stove! Might save your life in a pinch.

These have fed me on many a lazy night. Enjoy with a large glass of milk. ^_^

Here at this blog my goal is to make your life totally freaking awesome. I was just sitting there one day and wondered why people had to be so lame, when I am so awesome? Surely there must be a way to bring them closer to my level of amazingness. And so began my blog. There's going to be many subjects I cover, whether it's how to eat for cheap, how to survive the zombie apocalypse or just how to have fun in general. So for today's post, why not learn how to hack your own brain? It's easy, fun, and requires nothing illegal. Might require a friend. If you don't have one, then go get one. That, however, might turn illegal. Please ask nicely before throwing anyone into your car.(Excuse the large file size. It's the only way the text was still legible)